.Net Software Development

Perfidious Albert have developed large scale ticket booking applications, membership management applications, financial systems for power stations, and we developed the main software used by car dealers in almost every new car dealership in Ireland.

Green Field Application Development

We start every project with a cup of coffee and a blank piece of paper. The first thing most clients say is "we do things differently here". Our job is turning that statement into a set of requirements tailored to your business.

API Development

Developing and consuming APIs is our speciality. If you need to get data in or out of a 3rd party software application we can help. We have recently interacted with Shopify, Xero, UPS, Twilio, Twitter, and Stripe.

Business Intelligence

We are very experienced at developing reporting solutions and business intelligence dashboards for SMEs.

Least Frequently Asked Questions

It is the nature of a FAQ that the questions in the FAQ are actually the least frequently asked. This is because if you read the question on a frequently asked question page then you know the answer so you are unlikely to ever ask the question.

L-FAQ 01
Who is Perfidious Albert?

The only thing we know about Perfidious Albert is that his name is not Perfidious Albert. If you really need to know names and details check out my LinkedIn profile page. I am a but a man. However, I have a network of experienced Irish based designers, developers, and project managers that I can call on. As a matter of principle (and quality) I never outsource work abroad.
L-FAQ 02
Why should I use Perfidious Albert?

Perfidious Albert spent many years working as a software developer for big name companies such as Microsoft. He knows how to do stuff and he is very good at it. He charges enough to make sure he can take his time and do the job properly. He is experienced and intuitively understands what clients need from a developer.
L-FAQ 03
Will I be on top of Google?

Only if Google is a pet name for your pool boy. SEO is a skilled job that takes time and dedication. Perfidious Albert is dedicated, but not to SEO. What I can do is help you find an expert on SEO that will be the right fit for your business. I have the contacts.
L-FAQ 04
How long does it take to get my website live?

Perfidious Albert is middle aged. He drinks too much and eats red meat. It is in your interest to work as quickly as he does. Simple e-commerce websites can and should be live in under a week. Larger business applications could take 6 months. If it is bigger than that I will probably direct you elsewhere.
L-FAQ 05
How much will it cost me?

I am a business man. Unless I really believe I can make or save you money I won't work with you. Whatever you pay you will get back in spades. A small and straightforward corporate or e-commerce website for an existing brand might start at €2500. But we also charge 10 or 20 times that occasionally, so really you need to speak to us.

Knowing Your Onions

I have never yet interviewed a candidate for any job without hearing the words “I am a fast learner”.

I fear the desire for a world full of fast learners has caused us to devalue the deep thinkers. Perfidious Albert is proud to be a slow learner and a fast worker. I have spend 25 years working in one speciality and I have about 8 years of education to compliment my experience. I have learned deeply. I have honed and crafted my knowledge. I am an expert. I know my onions.

Case Study | Uncle Albert

Rathlin Ferry started trading in January 2023 after the previous operator of the lifeline ferry service between Rathlin Island and Ballycastle abruptly ceased trading. The new operators realised that the route needed to modernise and become very efficient if it was to have any chance of succeeding. They identified quickly that manual ticketing and no online sales was not sustainable, and they realised that they needed a solution before the busy tourist season started.

Rathlin Ferry contacted Perfidious Albert do ask for help in sourcing and setting up an off the shelf solution. We looked at several options, but they were all exceptionally expensive and didn’t fulfil even the basic fare and ticketing needs of the ferry service. In a moment of madness, we offered to write a custom application and to have it live for the start of the summer timetable on the 4th April.

We not only managed to go live on time (actually a few days early) but the online ticketing system immediately started selling hundreds of tickets per day with absolutely no glitches or teething problems. Over the following months we added functionality, improved the user interface, and bedded down the system to make it as fool proof and reliable as possible.

Uncle Albert is now a standalone product that we are offering all ferry operators and leisure tour companies. It is perfect for vintage rail journeys, sunset cruises, walking tours, scheduled ferry services, and a lot more.

Contact Us

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hello@perfidiousalbert.com
Telephone

+353 1 554 72 00
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Perfidious Albert Ltd,
Five Lamps Place, 77-80 Amiens St,
Dublin 1, Ireland
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We regularly meet with clients in Dublin, Dundalk, and Belfast

Who is Perfidious Albert?

Why should I use Perfidious Albert?

Will I be on top of Google?

How long does it take to get my website live?

How much will it cost me?

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